A cRook’s tour?

I quite recently found myself working, albeit too briefly in an ineffably beautiful part of Liguria and was accommodated in an exquisite ‘agriturismo’. Now here’s a couple of ideas for travel agents specifically catering for the yobbish, loutish, binge drinking, shaven headed, pit-bull wielding, morbidly obese football ‘fan’ end-of-the-market that do so much to ameliorate the Continental preconceptions of the ‘British abroad’; call it AGGRO-TURISMO or ANGRI-TURISMO. It’s a dead cert……..

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